February 2012
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Stephen Fry: The world is running out of phosphorus and human urine is an extremely good fertilizer.
Jack Dee: When you said wee on tomatoes, I thought you meant instead of salad dressing.
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Stephen Fry: Name the world's largest pyramid.
Jack Dee: It's that one in the middle.
Fry: Oh Jack, I'm so sorry.
Dee: Am I really that predictable?
Fry: I'm afraid you are.
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Stephen Fry: All thoroughbred greys are descended from one horse.
Alan Davies: Jesus.
Stephen: ...no.
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“It’s weird to think that every Scotsman started off as a Scotch egg.”
– Milton Jones (via unfortunatelyginger)
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“The winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in...”
– Monty Python’s Flying Circus (via conelradstation)
david-duchovny:
Jack Dee: I was a goth for a while.
Stephen Fry: Were you?
Jack Dee: I was asked to leave, ‘cos I was just too miserable.
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Lee: Go faster !
Tim: I'm already going 32 in a 30 mph zone.
Lee: I wondered why my face was all distorted. Must be the G force.
Tim: I'll think you'll find it's the inbreeding.
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Stephen: It never says apple in Genesis, does it? It just says "the fruit of the tree whereof I said thou should not eat."
Alan: I haven't actually read it.
Stephen: Not read it?
Alan: No.
Stephen: You should, it's hilarious.
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